Two of my guilty pleasures are Under Siege and The Rock, which might be the only Nicolas Cage movie that doesn’t make bile creep up my throat. However both of these movies have one thing in common: they advertise themselves as action movies, guaranteeing an adequate amount of dialogue to fashion semi-plausible plot lines and provide some […]

 

 

I’m not sure if this flow chart came straight from Steven Seagal himself or not, but it looks pretty accurate.  (I actually found it here on a place that is quickly becoming my favorite website.) Then again this whole thing seems a little overly complex. Cause to my semi-literate eye, it looks like Steven Seagal (who is […]