Academy Award nominations come out tomorrow. Who might surprise us? Who shouldn’t?
Certainly, the premiere of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II provides me with the opportunity to once again mock its bastardization of vampire mythology, its silly story, its terrible acting, or its incredibly cheesy lines (“Now we’re the same temperature.” [teenagers and lonely housewives swoon for this?]) However, this is a time for rejoicing. The saga of a […]
Not sure if any of these will not Men in Black III from the top spot, though this weekend’s openings might drive people in droves to Battleship, which is still looking to lose about $200 million domestically. Taylor Kitsch really needs to find a new agent. John Carter + Battleship = career napalm. However, if you’re in […]
It’s our first week at the pair of swashbuckling Snow Whites coming this year, which will raise the obvious question: who’s the better evil Queen, Julia Roberts or Charlize Theron? It’s also our chance to see the Australian Perseus battle the titans once again, this time with more Liam Neeson and an ominously slow speaking Ralph Fiennes. […]
As Abduction approaches its opening day, perhaps there’s more relevance than coincidence in the fact that Taylor Lautner has as many syllables as Bucky Larson. While one is fictional and the other isn’t (though I’m slightly hesitant to point out which is which), their respective films are currently tied in a deadlock at 0% on rottentomatoes. Carrying […]