Sloppy, shoddy, inconsistent, and not in the fun, Expendables-type way.

 

 

Fresh off the success (?) of The Expendables 2, van Damme is back (again) as Luc Deveraux.

 

 

So, in yet another film that has been “inspired by a true story” (OED definition: adj. vaguely related to something that happened to someone at some time, somewhere, while pondering something else), Universal Studios is releasing Big Miracle on February 7th. Starring Drew Barrymore and John Krasinski, Big Miracle relays the tale of three whales trapped by […]

 

 

Feb08

Drago for President

I’ll just let Vince from Film Drunk set this one up: “Dolph Lundgren sings Elvis, plays a drum solo, and breaks 5 ice blocks with his fist. That is all.” All due respect, brah, but you forgot “…in a tuxedo.” THAT is all. (video via FilmDrunk via CHUD)